So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i already hear my dad disowning me
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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