Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
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