I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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