hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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