i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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