Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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