They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
