She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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