Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
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