oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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