ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Fuck appropriateness.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
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