There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
It was like getting head from an anaconda
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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