I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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