i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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