YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
