brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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