We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
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