No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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