I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Randomize
