What a fucking waste of an outfit
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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