just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Randomize
