Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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