Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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