Small penises have feelings too.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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