Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
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