we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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