Whats the glycemic index on semen?
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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