ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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