This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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