Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
