i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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