So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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