so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Woke up backwards on a recliner
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
