I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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