Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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