She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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