Got a toothbrush?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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