Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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