Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
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