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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.

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• (831): View more from California

  Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I feel a five day drunk coming on.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday

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• (813): View more from Florida

  For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex

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• (845): View more from New York

  random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.

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