Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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