I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
someone get that fucking seahorse.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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