I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
