these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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