there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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