I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Blood and glitter go together right?
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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