I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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