Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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