Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Randomize
