what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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