When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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