All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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