she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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