we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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